This is one clever dude. Unless you re-stock that kebap ring with more fatty fat though my man, yer doomed t'start taking English lessons with poor saps like me as you'll be forced t'find a real gig.

Naturally, this one was a serious shock, as it would be to anyone who arrives in Istanbul from Southern Ontario. Imagine my surpise when I saw this place from afar. And imagine their surprise when I told them there were Pizza Pizza's in Canada which beared the exact same logo. And imagine my surprise when my order was ready, and upon the box claimed Pizza Pizza to be "Proudly Turk". Something is askew here. If this here photo is used in some sort of lawsuit brought against the Turkish Pizza Pizza, I know who's side I'll be on. I apologize in advance t'you "Proud Turks". You know I dig supporting the underdog. But you've served me bologna on 'za after calling it "Pepperoni" one too many times.

At least they didn't try to pass this stuff off as Smoked Salmon.

I figured there must have been some opium around here somewhere. So did she.